Comments on: 101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/ Synapses Firing In All Directions Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:39:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: dmmcintyre3 http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-29451 dmmcintyre3 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:04:57 +0000 http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-29451 take a picture of their dock and hide the real one and put a picture of it where it goes (this should also work with the taskbar) take a picture of their dock and hide the real one and put a picture of it where it goes (this should also work with the taskbar)

]]> By: dmmcintyre3 http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-29450 dmmcintyre3 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:02:07 +0000 http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-29450 ssh into their Mac and make it say cuss words (just type say and what you want it to say when connected) vnc the computer and beat on the keyboard or move the mouse to the cancel button before they click ok turn the screen off (just push f 14 over and over(Mac with internal display only)) install a command line media player and play music they hate over ssh ssh the computer and type killall (the app they are using) (Mac OS X/Unix/Linux only) ssh the computer and type sudo reboot (you just need to be an administrator to do this) (Mac OS X/unix/linux) turn the volume all the way up remotely and start music install the command line program g4fancontrol in /bin and type sudo g4fancontrol --set 20 and make theh wonder why thier fan is on full blast (iBook G4 and PowerBook G4 aluminum only) ssh into their Mac and make it say cuss words (just type say and what you want it to say when connected)
vnc the computer and beat on the keyboard or move the mouse to the cancel button before they click ok
turn the screen off (just push f 14 over and over(Mac with internal display only))
install a command line media player and play music they hate over ssh
ssh the computer and type killall (the app they are using) (Mac OS X/Unix/Linux only)
ssh the computer and type sudo reboot (you just need to be an administrator to do this) (Mac OS X/unix/linux)
turn the volume all the way up remotely and start music
install the command line program g4fancontrol in /bin and type sudo g4fancontrol –set 20 and make theh wonder why thier fan is on full blast (iBook G4 and PowerBook G4 aluminum only)

]]> By: 101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-24481 101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:06:44 +0000 http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-24481 [...] Original here Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. [...] [...] Original here Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. [...]

]]> By: Josh http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-16901 Josh Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:02:46 +0000 http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-16901 Not if you change the settings, you can make it to where you have to exit out of your screensaver Not if you change the settings, you can make it to where you have to exit out of your screensaver

]]> By: High Desert Wanderer » You can be annoying too http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-9694 High Desert Wanderer » You can be annoying too Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:35:56 +0000 http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-9694 [...] letting everyone know that I can be annoying, how could I pass up 101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers? 22. Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their [...] [...] letting everyone know that I can be annoying, how could I pass up 101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers? 22. Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their [...]

]]> By: dame http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-9225 dame Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:00:59 +0000 http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-9225 hah, great way to get fired hah, great way to get fired

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]]> By: Martyn http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-8155 Martyn Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:24:36 +0000 http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-8155 Put tippex around the tippex bottle and throw it to a colleague, when he catches it he gets it al around his hands Empty the hole punch into envelopes or jacket pockets or umbrellas Put carbon on the earpiece of a phone, they walk round with a blue ear all day Put TWAT on a internal envelope and put it on somebodys in tray When a can of coke is open on a desk pierce a small hole approx half inch form the top, when they take a drink it goes down their shirt, they think they have simply missed their mouth and wipe their shirt and yep take another drink, so messy so easy and so funny.... Put tippex around the tippex bottle and throw it to a colleague, when he catches it he gets it al around his hands

Empty the hole punch into envelopes or jacket pockets or umbrellas

Put carbon on the earpiece of a phone, they walk round with a blue ear all day

Put TWAT on a internal envelope and put it on somebodys in tray

When a can of coke is open on a desk pierce a small hole approx half inch form the top, when they take a drink it goes down their shirt, they think they have simply missed their mouth and wipe their shirt and yep take another drink, so messy so easy and so funny….

]]> By: dogbreath http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-7899 dogbreath Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:32:23 +0000 http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-7899 keep pranking the person next to you ;] keep pranking the person next to you ;]

]]> By: Mohammad Reza Ranjkar http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-6465 Mohammad Reza Ranjkar Sun, 15 Jul 2007 13:46:24 +0000 http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/#comment-6465 Great I’ve seen people who do so many of these, without probably knowing this list exists, or without any intention behind it. Or so I thought! Maybe they weren’t bad employees after all, they were just going through these 101 ways! I can deal with that... Great
I’ve seen people who do so many of these, without probably knowing this list exists, or without any intention behind it. Or so I thought! Maybe they weren’t bad employees after all, they were just going through these 101 ways! I can deal with that…

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